Your Weekend Moment of Zen: The Greatest Music Video Ever?

Over the holiday break I accidentally saw the movie 'Twilight'. I know, I can hardly look myself in the mirror. However, since then I've been on a quest to find other equally ridiculous forms of entertainment. In that light, here's a treat for you - a music video that might just be the greatest thing ever:



This video has everything. Here's the play-by-play:

• Knight wearing guyliner rides horse through stream
• He meets a medieval lady
• He valiantly defends her from some sparks
• And then the sword-wielding vampire ladies come
• Don’t point that thing at me, bitch is you crazy?
• Bad guy split screen!
• Hooded guy in a mask on fire!
• Two sword ladies!
• Wild horses wildly running
• Good guy split screen!
• And then the snow angels show up.
• They’ve got candles.
• For the lovers to drip crotch wax, you see.
• Snowy mountains
• Matching robes!

You get the picture. And that was only the first 1:20 or so. From there we get pirates, a ship exploding, a ghost romance, more explosions, a gang of pterodactyls, a crocodile… hold on. Yep, I'm gonna need a new pair of shorts.