It Begins...

Goofy aerodynamic helmets and 4:30 am wakeup calls can only mean one thing....

Triathlon season has begun.

Had my first race of the season this morning, went well - definitely my best effort yet. I'll have a recap after I enjoy a hoppy alcoholic beverage and a nap.

Stuff You Never Want To Hear Girls Say:

"Double Tap To The Head. Boom, Boom."

On Thursday, Time magazine will run a cover showing Osama bin Laden stamped with a red X, because Sunday SEAL Team 6 kicked in the door of his bedroom and shot him in his fucking face. It’s similar to the covers announcing the death of Adolf Hitler in 1945, and Saddam Hussein in 2003.

Lick My Balls, Bin Laden

*Note: Only those with a pulse may lick my balls, thereby disqualifying Mr. Bin Laden.

Street party in NYC for the next 24 hrs.