Mix in a Twins game and Chipotle - and you've got yourself a hedonistic bacchanalian even Caligula could appreciate. I don't have a Bible in front of me, but I'm guessing this is pretty much what God had going on when he decided to 'rest' on Sunday. Big ups to JC.
A man, his couch, and untold enchantment with the tv across the room. One thing is certain: come morning, nothing will ever be the same. Rated R.
But whatever, you're reading blogs. It's not like you've got anything better going on.