Monday, December 12, 2011

Joe Mauer Engaged - Mocking Ensues

Baby Jesus (aka Joe Mauer) apparently proposed to his mysterious girlfriend over the weekend - on some island off the coast of Florida, where he lives in the offseason.

The highlight (for me) however were the sarcastic comments that followed - which are particularly poignant for disgruntled Twins fans.
  • Strange, I thought he was married to grounding out to the right side of the infield and the trainer's room.
  • Great news...just hope he didn't hurt himself getting down on bended knee.
  • Joe realized it was his only chance for a ring in Minnesota.
  • Glad it's not to a Kardashian.
  • Guess we'll soon have a new bilateral weakness problem.
  • It's going to be tough coming up with a wedding date...can he stand through a ceremony the day after a night game?

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