The US has been awesome for 232 years now, and so today all of us bad ass motherfuckin' Americans will celebrate by putting our hot chicks in bikinis and shooting fireworks at each other. Also, my condolences if you're not American. I read in the bible that if God didn’t make you American, it’s because he hates you, so you’re kind of screwed.
Also, big ups to Joey Chestnut for defending his Nathan's Hot Dog eating Title. USA! USA! USA!
I kinda want to go blow something up, and then oppress someone. Maybe a field trip to Guantanamo Bay would hit the spot.