Sunday, July 20, 2008

What You Get For the Money

For the past 2 weeks I have been telling anyone who would listen that they need to support Anhesier-Busch, as they fended off a hostile takeover bid by Belgian Beer-Conglomerate 'InBev' - who was attempting to buy out our last major American beer producer. You may not know it, but Miller is owned by a South African company, and Coors is owned by a Canadian company.

Budweiser put up a good fight, but in the end they squeezed an extra $5 Billion out of those wood clog wearing, windmill making dancing-nancies - and now our National Pastime of Beer is owned by Europe.

Well, here's what they're getting for their $52 Billion - I present the top 5 'Real Men of Genius' songs:

Mr. Foot Long Hot Dog Inventor

Mr. Grocery Store Cart Wrangle

Mr. Silent Killer Gas Passer

Mr. Nudist Colony Activity Coordinator

Mr. Really Really Really Bad Dancer

Hey Belgium - go choke on a waffle.

1 comment:

Sports Ace said...

You had me all excited about those Real Men of Genius clips. And then I click on them...only to have YouTube tell me the links don't work anymore. Talk about a tease.