For the past 2 weeks I have been telling anyone who would listen that they need to support Anhesier-Busch, as they fended off a hostile takeover bid by Belgian Beer-Conglomerate 'InBev' - who was attempting to buy out our last major American beer producer. You may not know it, but Miller is owned by a South African company, and Coors is owned by a Canadian company.
Budweiser put up a good fight, but in the end they squeezed an extra $5 Billion out of those wood clog wearing, windmill making dancing-nancies - and now our National Pastime of Beer is owned by Europe.
Well, here's what they're getting for their $52 Billion - I present the top 5 'Real Men of Genius' songs:
Mr. Foot Long Hot Dog Inventor
Mr. Grocery Store Cart Wrangler
Mr. Silent Killer Gas Passer
Mr. Nudist Colony Activity Coordinator
Mr. Really Really Really Bad Dancer
Hey Belgium - go choke on a waffle.