Benefits of High Unemployment

One of the benefits of high unemployment is that many of you are sitting around with far too much time on your hands. Fortunately for the rest of us, you make YouTube videos rather than filling out job applications. Idle hands are the Keyboard Cat's playground.

This is a mashup of the 1982 after-school special Desperate Lives and the Keyboard cat. [Proprietor's Note: Desperate Lives starred Helen Hunt, and while high on PCP she jumps out a second story window.] Starts off interesting enough - but how could it last 5 minutes? Then your mind gets blown like Private Pile.



Note: this is the first, and likely last time you will see a cat on this site - so get your fill now you sick freaks.