Libya's on the brink of civil war - but first; wild times at Sober Valley Lodge

Biggest Loser in all this Charlie Sheen circus? Tigers.

Tigers must be wondering, "Why is he dragging us into this? We're full of Tiger Blood and we don't behave like that. We're noble jungle cats, and if we want gazelles - we have to chase them down and catch them. We don't call a service and have two of them show up at our hotel room."