I always liked Chris Rock's interpretation of MLK day:
'It's not like you have to do something black on MLK day. Not like you have to listen to rap music or pay your child support. All you have to do is not go to work. You gotta be pretty racist to not want a day off from work.'
I, on the other hand, am working today....albeit from my home office. The Germans I work for must not be sympathetic to our civil rights struggle.
Do you think Chipotle is open on MLK day?