Monday, January 28, 2008

Things That Are Supposed to Be Sexy But Aren't

Girls who are really into sports
Sex on the beach (both the drink and the activity)
Female cops
A woman holding a whip
Two girls and a cup
Lap dances
Women riding horseback naked
Massage therapists
Real Sex on HBO
Cream pies
The poetry of Edna St. Vincent Millay
Hula dancers
Nipple rings
Matt Damon: Sexiest man alive? Please!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

It is blatantly obvious that you have never had sex on the beach with a massage therapist who rode up naked on horseback.