Monday, January 28, 2008

Things That Are Supposed to Be Sexy But Aren't

Girls who are really into sports
Sex on the beach (both the drink and the activity)
Saxophones
Female cops
Tickling
A woman holding a whip
Two girls and a cup
Lap dances
Women riding horseback naked
Massage therapists
Real Sex on HBO
Cream pies
The poetry of Edna St. Vincent Millay
Hula dancers
Nipple rings
Matt Damon: Sexiest man alive? Please!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

It is blatantly obvious that you have never had sex on the beach with a massage therapist who rode up naked on horseback.