Sunday, October 26, 2008

Don Draper's Guide to Picking Up Women

Hello, I'm Don Draper. I've been fortunate enough to have affairs with many women. Some say, "Boy, Don, how do you do it?" Well, it's simple. And you can do it too if you follow my 4 easy steps:

Step 1: When in doubt, remain absolutely silent.

Step 2: When asked about your past, give ended answers.

Step 3: Have a great name.

And finally, Step 4:

- Look fantastic in a suit
- Look fantastic in casual wear
- Look fantastic in anything
- Sound good
- Smell good
- Kiss good
- Strut around with supreme confidence
- Be uncannily successful at your job
- Blow people away every time you say anything
- Take six-hour lunches
- Disappear for weeks at a time
- Lie to everyone about everything
- Drink and smoke constantly

Basically, be Don Draper.

This has been Don Draper's Guide to Picking Up Women.

[Mad Men Season 2 Finale, Sunday October 26 - 10pm EST]

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