The Resurrection

In a shocking turn of events, Britney Spears is hot again. Really hot. east coast mark from the year 2000 is extremely excited about this - as I have a number of unrealized fantasies that had to be put on the back burner for a few years.

Let this serve as a lesson to you ladies out there: You can go crazy, get fat, shoot out a couple of kids....but we'll come back to you as long as you get back in bangin' shape, wear sexy wigs, and parade around in minimal clothing. All you ladies with clothes on, what is your problem? What is your deal. Why you gotta be all stuck-up?